Now that I am a small piece of the Internet, I want to take the opportunity to impart possibly the most hilarious truth that I have ever had the good fortune to hear spake. A wise man once said, and I quote...
"If Buzz Lightyear doesn't know he's a toy, why doesn't he speak when humans are around?"
I almost cried laughing the first time that I heard that. Never has "it's funny because it's true" been more appropriate.
What to say....
I live on my own with my three goldfish - they don't have names, they are just three fish. Although I live on my own I have been going out with my girlfriend Pamela for many, many years now. I spend my days working for an I.T. Consultancy in Glasgow and my nights listening to CDs. I like to hang out with my friends who are a cool bunch of people. I like red wine better than white, I love to eat tuna (sorry tuna) and anything Italian. So tuna pasta would be ideal! My favourite football team is Rangers, I like to play squash, and I love my iPod that Pamela bought me for Christmas like life itself.
That's me really.