Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box.

A blog doesn't get updated for months and then two updates come along at once!

Last weekend Colin, Thomas, Hannah, and I went to Rock Ness in Dores about 5 miles outside Inverness and at the North tip of Loch Ness.  As I type this I think there is a good chance that I STILL have more alcohol in my blood stream than actual blood.  It was tremendous.  On Friday we drank cans of Tennents and Blackthorne cider until we couldn't see.  Then we went to watch this band that probably are more used to playing weddings play to a huge tent full of drunken revellers going mental.  They probably couldn't believe their luck.  The whole next day I had a headache surpassed only by Hannah's projectile vomiting.  (For the record I did consider that the gentlemanly thing to do would be not to mention Hannah's calls to Hugh on the porcelain phone in my blog, then I though, bugger it.) 

The weather in Saturday was the hottest it's been all year.  Unbelievable.  How sun burned were we!  The chaffing - oh God the chaffing!!!  On Saturday we saw The Wombats, The Cuban Brothers (AWESOME!!!), The Charlatans, and The Chemical Brothers.  I totally lost everyone during The Chemical Brothers but I made new friends somewhere in the crowd so it was fine in the end.  I remember cool lasers and robots.  I also remember paying £6.50 for cold noodles on the way home.  That was the low point of the weekend. That and losing my Scotland shades, and my rug (stolen), and Colin's £12 hat.  We told him it was cool so he bought it.  How we laughed!

Sunday everyone was a bit down on account of the copious amounts of cheap booze and the sun stroke.  Fair play though, we drank through it.  Well, Hannah and I did.  I would at this point like to show my appreciation for our two designated drivers Colin and Thomas.  Thank you Colin and Thomas.  Sunday was Rob Da Bank, and the Manic Street Preachers.  

A great weekend was had.  I hear on the grape vine that Thomas had to cut his socks off on Sunday night on account of the sun burn.  Poor Thomas!

Pictures are here.